That TMZ are now saying it a "designer briefcase" full of cocaine that fuelled Sheen's 36-hour bender, which landed him in hospital: "After a man delivered a briefcase full of cocaine to the house early Wednesday morning, Charlie pulled out a small green pipe and started smoking cocaine continuously... for hours. There are many wild details, but we're told eventually Charlie ended up in his theater room with one of the porn stars with whom he was partying. They watched 3 hours of porn, as Charlie critiqued the action on the screen"... That John Cryer checks TMZ to see if he has to go to work on any given day... That Peter Jackson has also been hospitalised thanks to unruly innards; he has a perforated stomach ulcer... That Cheryl Cole has officially been relegated to the Sinitta role in American X Factor... Ill-fitting bikinis await... That Cole's scrawled tattoo was 11 hours in the making... That the recently resigned Richard 'Did you smash that?' Keys has offered his sports presenting services to RTE and TV3... Evidently he's heard we'll put up with anything over here... There's also talk of himself and Andy Gray going to Al Jazeera, which would make much more sense... That Chelsea Handler "broke Fiddy's heart" after she dumped him for hotelier Andre Balazs... A source offered: "[50 Cent] spent Christmas sending her gifts, but she sent them back. She put a note on one that said, 'I can buy my own gifts.' Chelsea and Andre are dating. He's exactly her type"... That Kim Cattrall is stretching her acting skills to an I Can't Believe It's Not Butter ad... That Kate Hudson is not engaged to Matt Bellamy... Liz Hurley wants Shane Warne to get acquainted with her Ping Pong... That MTV chose to celebrate their Staying Alive Fundraising event by inviting a load of people whose careers are dead (hello Emma Griffiths [someone might want to tell her Riverdance aren't looking for people anymore], Kelly Rowland [who's evidently landed a gig modelling jewellery), Alex Zane, Tim Westwood, and - would you believe it - Tim Cash)... Sarah Harding was thrilled when a spectre of her before she took to working the streets also decided to turn up... That Tracey Jordan said: "Yo, let me tell you something about Sarah Palin, man. She's good masturbation material. The glasses and all of that? Great masturbation material"... That SNL have landed Jesse Eisenberg to guest host. Now they want Mark Zuckerberg to join him: "While Eisenberg has signed up as guest host, sources said Zuckerberg - who previously complained he was misportrayed - has indicated he's interested in an SNL appearance tomorrow 'to show he has a sense of humor'"...
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