That Charlie Sheen wants to start his own "porn franchise called Charlie's Devils"... That's not all.... He's also shot a pilot - starring himself. Something else to traumatise the offspring with in time. Given this news comes a porn star by the name of Felony we'll take this claim with a pinch of detergent... That Halle Berry went mental when she saw Gabriel Aubry and Kim Kardashain enjoying a date together: "She was upset at the idea of someone like that being in her daughter's life. She did not want a reality star in Nahla's life. She was very aggravated. Halle couldn't care less who Gabriel dates. She just didn't want Nahla exposed to the cameras that are undoubtedly around a reality star"... This did not please Kim... Instead of voicing her displeasure in a calm manner, a random source says Halle "left a crazy message on Gabe’s cell just after some pictures came out of him at a Lakers game with a girl last year. She is mega, mega p***ed in the message, calling him, and the girl, all kinds of names - it's certainly something Halle wouldn't want heard. Gabriel played it to me at the time, and said: 'see what I have to deal with?!'..." A source in Halle's camp is now blathering to TMZ: "We're told two-year-old Nahla cannot communicate what scares her so, but Halle believes her daughter has made it clear - something happens when she's in Gabriel's care that upsets her to the extreme. Sources say Halle doesn't know specifically what goes on when Nahla is with Gabriel but she's convinced it's unhealthy"... Parents slagging each other off over the internet is also unhealthy... That Jordan Bratman is the latest discarded husband refusing to leave the family home, and why not... That Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis have been enjoying each other's company, according to People Magazine: "Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis spent much of the night after the Screen Actors Guild Awards hanging out together at the PEOPLE/Entertainment Industry Foundation SAG Gala. Then later on Sunday night, the singer/actor and his Friends With Benefits costar were 'pretty inseparable' at another bash thrown by the Weinstein Company and Dewars, an observer says"... That Lily Allen has set her wedding date... That Kate Moss is planning something slightly less low key for hers... That, while Sir Elt finds the likes of The Saturdays and Cheryl Cole insufferable, he's well into the GaGa...