All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That, when asked what she's been up to for the last forever, Tara Reid burbled to Hollywood.tv: "I have a movie coming out called The Fields. I have another one coming out that I produced with my brother called The Irishman. And we'll be doing American Pie 4 this year and Big Lebowski 2 this year"... That, upon hearing the news they'd hired Tara Reid for the sequel they're not planning to make, The Coen Brothers responded with: " I'm glad she's working on it, we'll watch it when it comes out. Especially if Tara's in it"... That Shia LaBeouf was handcuffed after a bar scuffle: "The Transformers star was taunted by fellow customers at the Mad Bull Tavern, following which a fight broke out. 'There was an exchange of words [with another man] and Shia got punched in the face,' Mad Bull worker Sammy Cutler told The Hollywood Reporter. LaBeouf, along with the other patrons involved in the disturbance, was later handcuffed and questioned once police arrived at the venue The actor was later released, and according to reports, no charges have been filed on either side"... That James May threw his plethora of toys out of his pram at a Texan airport last week... Digital Spy reports: "The Top Gear presenter had booked business class tickets, but a fault with the plane meant he had to board another aircraft which didn't have enough free business seats.When he was told he would have to fly economy he apparently said: 'I'm not flying economy. Why has muggins here got an economy seat? I have a newspaper column to write. I'm flying business, or I'm not flying at all. Sort it!' A British Airways source told the News of the World: 'James May was an arrogant oaf - a complete diva. He lost the plot and began ranting about being given special treatment. Staff buckled and had to downgrade premium-paying passengers'"... Hey, at least he didn't bandy about some racial stereotypes while he was at it... That Eva Longoria is still dating Penelope Cruz's little brother on the sly... That the Writers Guild Awards took place last night... As if to highlight just how overlooked writers are in "the industry", despite them creating the universes in which actors play, bugger all famous people turned up to the event... In fact, one of the most famous person attending (bar John Waters, Gretchen Mol, Kathleen Turnerand Judah Friedlander) was Kristen Schaal, most famed in my brain for playing Mel in Flight of The Conchords... And it looks like it might have gone to her head...

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