That Lindsay Lohan could be sentenced this afternoon for stealing one of the world's most famous necklaces... That Lohan's inordinately busy solicitor, Shawn Chapman Holley, said "We vehemently deny these allegations, and if charges are filed we will fight them in court"... In the past Lohan has also been accused of pilfering a mink coat worth $12k from a New York nightclub in 2008, as well as a $400,000 necklace in 2009 from an Elle Magazine photo shoot... and a $35,000 Rolex from a "friend" in 2010... TMZ reports: "Lindsay was not prosecuted or convicted in the three cases, but sources say prosecutors not only heavily considered the prior incidents in making their decision. They will ask the judge to admit the three incidents into evidence to show 'prior bad acts' if the case goes to trial"... That, despite this, Lindsay is being considered for a role in Zack Snyder's new Superman movie... That Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Hudson will open the Grammys this Sunday. That Charlotte Church "nearly died" due to a shoddy boiler and "is lucky to be alive" thanks to her roomy mansion... That, of Jason Gardner garnering ITV increasing viewers what with saying things like "If your opinion still mattered you'd be still on the panel" to Karen Barber on Dancing On Ice, Phillip Schofield said: "No matter what the misdemeanour, is the general howl 'sack 'em?' Yes, a disagreement between 2 people spilled on to the telly, but it's not the first row to be broadcast and it won't be the last. If every tiny thing that might offend someone somewhere was cut, there'd be nothing to watch!! I'm a big fan of Karen & Jason, I don't think they'll be friends, but they should BOTH be on DOI"... That, of Steven Tyler judging American Idol, Meat Loaf said: "I think Steven is one of the great rock vocalists of all time. I have so much respect for him [but] there's just something about me that says, 'I love Steven but I don't want to see him on American Idol. I just don't.' So there may be some people out there that feel the same way about me [and think] 'God, I can't believe Meat Loaf is on Celebrity Apprentice. I just can't watch him on that'"... I certainly found it hard looking at him hooting his head off on Popstar to Operastar... That, for fear the US version of X Factor won't be British enough, Simon Cowell is now trying to get UK X Factor announcer Peeeetaah Dicksooooohn on board... That Cheryl Cole has been "opening up" (stobbit) to Ashley in light of her paaawsible US X Factor judging job rejection... According to a arbitrary source: "Ashley has been desperate to prove he's a changed man and he is doing his best to be there for Cheryl. He has been giving her advice (?) and just trying to ease her fears because he knows how emotionally fragile she is at the moment *rubs hands*. Ashley has been cancelling arrangements with pals in case he misses a message from Cheryl or she tries to get hold of him late at night. He'd hate her to think he was out partying (or enjoying a bit of strange in a hotel room before a match). They're carrying on as single people but there's no doubt that they're warmer, happier and are enjoying talking to each other again"... That Sarah Harding, and her ever enlarging lips, attended the 'Miss Jersey Shore UK' (frightening) party in London last night, which - in addition to some lesser known cast members and a herd of trollops - was also attended by Kayla Collins, Lizzie Cundy, and Liz McLarnon... Things are really looking up for her... That Alex Reid is looking for £10million off Jordan... Some divorce boffin told The Mirror: "The outcome is by no means certain but I would predict that Alex will come away with something like £10 million - a third, maybe, of what she is worth. All her belongings will go into the pot and count towards the settlement"... Jordan's worth £30million...That you can see photos of designer clobber being parading around Brown Thomas, and what not, in Caught Out...
