That Heidi Montag is a moron, shocker... Montag is now backtracking on what she said during the week regarding Jennifer Aniston "banning" her from the Just Got With It premiere ("I'm so upset. I was so excited! This is the first movie I've ever been in and I can't walk the red carpet because Jennifer Aniston decided I was 'too polarising.' I've been such a huge Jennifer Aniston fan my entire life and it's just really upsetting that she would do this to me. She should know how hard it is to make a career for yourself and to have someone like Jennifer Aniston go out of her way to make things hard for me is really disheartening"), what with her now being ordered to say: "I read that Jennifer had banned me from the premiere for being too polarizing, but I know now that it wasn't true. It never really made sense to me because Jennifer is such a sweetheart and she even commented before on a red carpet about how interesting and fun it was to have me in the movie. I got my invite and I would have loved to be there, but I had to be Los Angeles with my dogs. I was honoured to be a part of such a great movie and I apologize to Jennifer and Sony for this big misunderstanding. Go see the movie this weekend! It's fantastic!"... Again, moron... That Alex Reid has been getting over his split with Jordan by donning a snood and chanting in Stonehenge... A source, putting it another way, offered: "He went to the stones to find peace and draw energy from the earth"... That Camille Grammer has granted Kelsey a quickie divorce who he can wed his fourth wife on in two week's time... Speaking to the New York Post, Camille said: "I have a great many mixed feelings about today - I'm sad for what was, yet excited about the road ahead. What I most hope is that Kelsey and I can improve our communications and truly co-parent our two wonderful children, and I wish Kelsey and Kayte [Walsh] love and happiness in their new marriage"... Don't feel too bad for her, she's due to get $50million in the settlement... That Scarlett Johansson has been targeting Sean Penn: "Scarlett first reached out to Sean when she was planning to visit Haiti with Oxfam. She knew Sean was living there in a tent and turned to him for advice" - for a trip she obviously didn't end up going on... That hasn't stopped them keeping in touch, however: "Their first hook-up was in Scarlett's Bungalow. Scarlett's smitten with him". That Lily Cole is the latest redhead to land a role in Doctor Who: "Lily's a big fan of the show and jumped at the chance to appear. She will play a sea creature in an episode based around a well-known tale. It's a real ocean adventure"... That, of paparazzi, January Jones said: "They wait down the street on either end to see which way I'm going to go… The weird thing about it is, it kind of makes me feel safe. I live alone, and I feel like they're always there, they're always watching. If someone were to come in and rob me - there's photographers. It's like the best security system ever… Maybe I'm that pathetic at this point. But it's a constant presence"... That the owner of Kamofie & Company "was hesitant in making the police report. (Sofia) Kaman stated that she does not want to press charges. She stated that she only wants her necklace returned"... Bit late for that... The likes of Beth Ditto, Parisand Nicky Hilton, Jenny McCarthy, Mark Ronson's natural hair hue, Sexual Holly Hobby, Usher and this individual who obviously lost a bet, all rawked up to some vodka launch or other in LA. That Chelsea Handler started quaffing Voddies en route to the venue...
