That Sarah Harding said: "I'm getting married, I can’t wait. All the Girls Aloud girlies will be at my wedding, as far as I know, and yes, that 100% includes Nadine. There really is no drama between any of us. It's going to be amazing"... That Simon Cowell tried to poach the J-Lo: "Jennifer was perfectly happy with Idol, for which she earns $10million (?!), until Cowell came in and lured her away with all sorts of ludicrous promises... Simon Fuller flew in specially to have a quiet word with her in which he pointed out that he wouldn't be making the Latino project she is so keen on (some Latin music thing or other with Marc Antony) unless she stayed on Idol. Jennifer quickly saw sense and pulled out of US X Factor, which is why you’ve got this unseemly scramble for judges going on as we speak"... That Elen Rivas wants to star in a reality show with her new boyfriend Peter Andre, just like his last wife did... That Guy Ritchie's "London mansion" has been taken over by squatters called The Really Free School... The Daily Mail reports: "used their Twitter account to invite occupiers to 'come sleepover in the most rah property in London.' The group takes over unoccupied spaces, using them to host events like workshops, talks, skill swaps and film screenings"... That the cast and crew of Two and a Half Men have been informed that the season's eight remaining shows have been cut to four... They are not pleased... I am, however, as it's four less episodes to avidly avoid on Comedy Central... TMZ reports that "sources connected with the show tell us... show creator Chuck Lorre has decided he only wants to produce 4 more episodes when Charlie comes back, and the crew is pissed. One crew member tells us, 'We've been left in the dark and now we have no pay for 4 episodes and all we hear is that Chuck is saying, 'They're not my problem'.' Sources say Charlie has told people he was willing to work weekends and beyond the scheduled wrap date to make sure all 8 episodes were produced"... Sheen phoned in "to The Dan Patrick Show this morning and explained he lost his voice because he tried to go back to work ... and was yelling and banging on the stage door: "The execs said 'You get ready and we'll get ready'... and I got ready and went back and nobody was there... I don't know what to tell ya. I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it'"... That Marisa Tomei's stumps, Edie Falco, Gina Gershon, Liev Shreiber, and some other fairly familiar faces rolled themselves up for last night's Naked Angels Gala event in NYC...

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