That Chelsea Handler is producing a sitcom based on her life, before she landed a talk show, starring Donna from That 70s Show as a "fresh-faced single cocktail waitress who is highly opinionated and open about her love to drink and have sex"... That Avril Lavigne flashed her mounds at London gig on Wednesday in a bid to show fans the tattoo she got on her ribs: "What's been the most what the hell moment? Probably the f**k tattoo on my ribcage... Do you want to see it?"... Digital Spy went on to report: " The 26-year-old star then lifted her top to reveal the inking, but appeared bemused by her own actions. She asked the crowd at a fan Q&A event: 'Wait, is it that small you really can't see it? Or wait, is that the other one? No, it was the right one.' Avril and (boyfriend) Brody (Jenner) - who also have matching lightning bolt tattoos - stunned onlookers when they requested the rude body art at Mark Mahoney's Shamrock Social Club tattoo parlour in Hollywood last year. A source said at the time: 'They were laughing and said they had not slept in two days. They were completely, utterly out of it. Then nobody could believe it when they said they wanted the word f**k written on their ribs. Avril didn't even care that the only person available to ink her in the shop was an apprentice. She just said, 'I don't care, do it.' Neither of them seemed to stop and think about what they were doing, it was just one big laugh"... That the Kardashians have made "more money last year than what Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock and Tom Cruise are estimated to have earned combined: a staggering $65 million"... Stories like that make me hate people... That Michael Jackson's estate has earned $310 million since his death - despite it paying more than $115,000 in "family vacation" expenses between June and July of 2010... That Fiona Phillips is being considered as Holly Willoughby's maternity leave replacement on This Morning: "Holly intends to return to work later and so they don't want to try someone 'edgy' who might end up alienating the audience (or outshining Holly in any way). The women being talked about all have vast ¬experience and are seen as safe pairs of hands"... That the 26-year-old porn star who bedded Shane Warne while he was invading Liz Hurley (while still married to his wife) said: "If Liz was expecting a fairytale romance with Shane then she's a mug. It's not in his nature to stay faithful. Liz might be one of the world's most beautiful women, but the thrill is in the chase for him. Anyone who thinks he's ready to settle down is a fool. No matter how beautiful the girl on his arm, he can't resist looking elsewhere"... That the Arctic Monkeys left their rented LA mansion stanking of fags after their stay... That Nathan Followill told the creator of Glee to "buy a new bra"... That bugger all people turned up to the 15th anniversary of Vogue.com in London last night, apart from Laura Bailey, Julian McDonald, p/leather advocates Matthew Williamson, Jo Wood, Ana Araujo, a Weller, as well as Alan Carr, and a few others...
