That Larry Birkhead isn't best pleased with the West End opera based on Anna Nicole Smith's life - and only cause he didn't get personal advanced screening... That some of you might find these photos of the Bieber shot dead very distressful, or strangely comforting... That Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are at it again, what with the latter posting this tweet: "watching grey’s anatomy-my fav show- @lindsaylohan sleeping next 2 me- should i wake her up to let her know her mom is going on GMA? #why ?" Because she's a fame mongering harpy? That Lindsay would've preferred a heads up (about Dina appearing on Good Morning America). TMZ were "told the two spoke after Dina wrapped up the shoot - and Lindsay wasted no time forgiving her mom for not looping her in sooner. Lindsay explained ... she loves her mother - she just wishes she would have received a head's up about interviews regarding her life"... That, to make matters even stickier for Billy Ray Cyrus, Michael Lohan has now penned him an open letter: "Am I seeing and reliving almost the same exact situations, scrutiny, pain and willingness to sacrifice yourself, for the sake of your family? As hard and frustrating as it is, believe me when I say, it's a road worth traveled. Even if it may have its bumps and grinds along the way" (?!)... That David Beckham is now being countersued by the prostitute: "Earlier this week, Beckham's attempt to sue In Touch Weekly and escort Irma Nici for £15.5 million in damages was dismissed in court. Following the judge's ruling that the publication's printing of allegations that Beckham had hired Nici for sex sessions did not amount to libel, Nici is now preparing to file documents claiming that the footballer's actions have amounted to harassment"... That Brad Pitt's moving his parents into the French gaff he shares with Angelina Jolie and their child menagerie: "The whole family is going to move there as soon as the renovations are done. At the moment they have six nannies - one for each of the kids - and the plan is to get rid of the helpers and rely on Bill and Jane. The annexe they will live in is an old building which used to be used as a dovecote. It's big enough to have a sitting room, kitchen and a couple of bedrooms. It will make a lovely little cottage for them"... That Charlie Sheen wants to uproot his children to be closer to him: "Charlie tells TMZ, he's currently got his real estate agent on the job - hunting for two mansions in his exclusive Mulholland Estates neighborhood in L.A.... one for Brooke and one for Denise. According to Charlie, he's willing to front the costs of the two houses, plus whatever moving expenses the women incur - all in the hopes that the four children he sired with his two exes might grow up closer to their daddy ... and get to know their half-siblings"...That Girls Aloud are reforming for a world tour... That Dianna Agron is kind of high maintenance... That Rhys Ifans has been seek skulking out of Anna Friel's house in the wee hours of the morning... That Britney Spears has managed to incorporate yet more product placement in her new video, as well as the usual quick editing to create the illusion of a dance routine, while depicting a breakdown via the medium of foxy boxing... That Nicki Minaj doesn't do escalators... That Rufus Wainwright has fathered a child with Leonard Cohen's daughter Lorca... No pressure, little one...
