That - not to be outdone by the Bieber - Jennifer Aniston also got her hair cut yesterday, before donning glasses and engaging with an assortment of muppets... That Kate Moss is having her hen party in the Ritz, Paris: "As Kate is the ultimate hedonist she wants this reflected in her shindig. The 30s Cabaret theme, with burlesque dancers in cages and a grand piano for Kate to serenade her guests while the champers flows is her idea of the perfect party... They'll allow her to smoke inside"... That the likes of Sadie Frost, Beth Ditto, Alexa Chung, and Alice Dellal will be swanning around, eyeballing the canapés... That Jordan's heading off to LA to promote something or other: "I'm off to LA this week. You'll have to wait and see this year what's happening in America. I think you'll all be pretty shocked"... That your people still find ways of keeping you in the press? Yes.... That Cameron Diaz continues her battle with relevancy... That the X Factor are considering allowing votes via Facebook (which I've just joined [somewhat under duress]. You would think someone with a readership of thousands would be inundated with friend requests. Not so)... A source said: "Details are still being ironed out, but everyone's incredibly excited. It makes perfect sense as The X Factor has one of the youngest, most media-savvy (if musically bereft) audiences of any show in the world"... That flattery will get you everywhere...That Jemima Khan has been left off the Royal Wedding list due to a rouge Tweet... That Ricky Gervais is currently worth £53million... Of the revelation, he blogged: "Wow! I think there must be a leak at my accountant's. They are of course spot on. I know it sounds a lot, but remember, I donate a lot of this to good causes (the Inland Revenue mainly). Now this is out, I will have to get my family a million scratch cards each for Christmas. I have decided to use the rest of the money to take over Libya"... That six nude photos of Eva Mendes have gone walkies: "The photos in question were taken by Lyndon Chubbuck... and scheduled to go on display at an art show later this week at Supperclub Los Angeles. According to Lyndon, his works of art were nabbed somewhere between the printer and an art show last weekend. Lyndon says he plans to file a police report tomorrow - but strictly for insurance purposes because he believes, 'The cops aren't really going to put a mad hunt out for my Eva photos'"... Nought we've not seen in several ads already... That Lindsay Lohan is about to face the judge in her felony grand theft case... You can watch it on TMZ if you wish... That a cross-eyed possum is the new Paul... That this year's Oscars are going to be well boring... By the by, again, you can see all our Oscar coverage here... Just in case you missed it yesterday...
