That, after seeing the well-circulated photos of stunning ex-wife parading around Hawaii in a delightful green bikini, David Arquette decided to get himself involved in a head on car collision... TMZ reported: "David was behind a car that stopped suddenly. He then swerved to the left to avoid hitting the car and went into oncoming traffic. David slammed into a car going in the opposite direction. David was driving a silver Cadillac. We're told David was on his way to Burbank airport to board a private jet which was going to Las Vegas, for the grand opening of Sugar Factory - a candy store at the Paris Hotel. He was supposed to attend a party hosted by Kim Kardashian"... That he later Tweeted: "I got into a car accident but I'm fine. Luckily I have dragon's blood running through my veins. Haha Thank you for all your concern"... That's the last Charlie Sheen reference today, promise... That David Platt, AKA Jack. P Shepherd has become a father for the second time after impregnating a "promotions girl" during a one night stand, therefore doing to the dirt on the mother of his daughter, last year... That, while Sammy Milewski (mother number two) is said to find the news "a massive comfort", Shepherd is insisting he wants nothing to do with his son... That Whitney Houston's 18-year-old daughter has been photographed (allegedly) doing cocaine... In response to the blatantly informative photos, Bobbi Kristina Brown said: "It's really not what it looks like"... Her boyfriend, who she claims set her up, responded with: "I can't remember a time she stayed sober. It was difficult to stop her buying alcohol and drugs as her mother gave her $1,000 a week"... That Jeff Brazier is "gutted" he's been omitted from the Dancing on Ice tour: "I am gutted to have been left off the tour. For five months I have worked hard to skate to a decent level. I remember when I couldn't even stand up. Throughout the whole of this experience my ultimate target was to earn the right to feature in this year's Dancing On Ice tour (and therefore earn an extra £50k). To skate without pressure in front of large audiences around the UK was going to be a lot of fun (and lucrative). I foolishly assumed that if I had proven myself competent, polite, hardworking and a fast learner, I would have a chance... It's a long shot, but if I finish in the top three it is written in my contract that I automatically qualify for the tour. So that, my friends, is what I must do"... Those who will appear on the tour are the recently disqualified Comedy Dave, Vanilla Ice and Denise Welch... That Sam Worthington is celebrating being single for the first time in yonks by horsing into a load of burgers: "Sam and Natalie (Mark. The red head who was in every premiere photo with him) were together for three years and were basically living together. Now he's fending for himself - and he's mostly turning to unhealthy fast food and snack food. Nat used to make sure he was eating healthily and stopped him from buying burgers and pizzas, especially when he was training for a role. Now she's gone, and he's eating a lot! Firstly because he's dealing with a fairly messy break-up, but he's also not used to choosing his own meals"... Jaysis, no wonder they broke up... That Brian MFadden is mates with Australian gangstahs: "The Mail On Sunday has published pictures of the former Westlife star meeting with John Ibrahim - who has been charged with various offences including manslaughter and in 2004 was named 'a major organised crime figure' by Australian police - outside a Sydney cafe. McFadden is believed to have been introduced to the alleged "godfather of crime" by their mutual friend Kyle Sandilands, who judges Australia's Got Talent alongside the Irish singer"... That Al Pacino owes $188k in taxes... That Halle Berry won a load of gongs at the NAACP (those being the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People) Image Awards over the weekend (guest list included Sofia Vergara, Vanessa Williams, Samuel L Jackson, Tatyana Ali, Tia Mowry's bump, Rudy and Clair Huxtable, one contentious shirt/tie/watch combo, Sandra Oh, Kerry Washington...), before she threw her leg over Olivier Martinez's beast...
