That Lindsay Lohan won't be going to jail over the very famous necklace, as the jewellers in question have gone and sold the CCTV tape for $35k, thus proving they were just looking for publicity... TMZ reports: "Lindsay's defense is that the necklace was a loan... the jeweler begged to differ. So intent is critical, and if the jeweler is called to the stand and admits this was just a convenient way of scoring some quick cash from the media, Kamofie will have about as much credibility as (insert favorite celebrity who lied in 'comment' section). We know lawyers in the case have been in touch with the people at Kamofie, trying to dissuade them from selling the tape... to no avail"... That Lindsay complained to Lorne Michaels about Miley Cyrus ridiculing her during an SNL sketch last Saturday: "Sources close to Lindsay tell us she had considered Lorne a mentor and a father figure - and felt betrayed that he would let Miley mock her on TV - so LiLo sent an email to let him know she was upset. In case you missed the show -Miley finished her opening monologue with a musical number which included the lyric, "I never stole a necklace or got a DUI... never cheated on wife like that golfer guy... so what if you can see a little boob from the side... I'm sorry if I'm not perfect"... That, after Denise Welch's incensed partner, Tim, mounted the Dancing On Ice judging platform (of his own according, nothing to do with the producers at all) to confront Jason Gardiner with "She's got four jobs - how many have you got, eh?", Gardiner decided to Tweet: "Those who think I was rude to Tim Healy can shove it. He got in my face with breath that smelt of stale p*ss and alcohol while I was talking... I'm not perfect but at least I've got oral hygiene"... This has led to front page news in The Mirror, thanks to Denise retorting: " It wasn’t so much what he said on the show that bothered me - none of that ever has done - it was the fact he made it personal the next day... How dare he say my husband has bad breath! First of all it’s not true - I wouldn't have married a man who stank of p*ss! - and secondly it takes it away from the fact this is supposed to be a skating show"... That Robbie Williams was offered a lot more than Lily Allen to replace Simon on ITV's X Factor - about £1.7million more: "The Take That star - who suffers from crippling stage fright - is believed to have been offered £2m (€2.32m) to take Simon Cowell's place on the judging panel of the ITV1 show but plans to turn it down, as he is wary of putting himself in such a high-profile position"... A Star magazine "source" continues with: "With Simon leaving to judge the US show, he's convinced Robbie would be the perfect successor. Rob's likeable, opinionated and funny. But money has been a stumbling block. He wants more of an incentive to put himself out there on live TV every week"... Um, £2million?... That Robbie has been known to enjoy the odd cruise with Fergie... To make it more bizarre, it's the Duchess of York one... That Sharon Osbourne thinks it's time for her to return to the X Factor - despite her ritual terrorising of Dannii Minogue: "It's fair enough to say that we didn’t get on for a long time. But that's all in the past. Dannii used to just be an old 1980s disco queen to me, but now she's blossomed into a true woman and I have respect for her. I would love to return to The X Factor and sit alongside Louis Walsh and Dannii again - it's time for me to come home" (to fill the pockets)... That Simon might make her audition for the part...
