That, as it's the centenary of Women's Day, Leona Lewis has been named the most "influential woman to live or work in London in the last century"... Yep, Leona Lewis.... Who deemed her so? Approximately 10,000 Metro readers... People are very tired in the morning... That, of the reports circulating about her spate of bulimia, quotes of which have been used to promote a Channel 4 documentary due to air next week, Lily Allen Tweeted: "Just a couple of things, some of you may have read about a T.V show called Riches to Rags (title not my idea) airing on Tuesday next week, (sic). We started filming it a year ago and I feel like a completely different person than the one that features in the programme. I'm inclined to ask you not to watch it cause quite frankly I am embarrassed. On the other hand I want you all to watch it so you can see how the press coverage of it has been totally sensationalised and quotes taken out of context. I should probably know better than to write this [on Twitter]... but I feel it's the only place that my words don't get minced. That is all"... It's also a great place to promote things... That it's Charlie Sheen time, feel free to stop reading noooow.... That, of his Two And a Half Men co-star of yore, Jon 'Duckie' Cryer, he said: "Like I said, you're with me, or you're with the trolls. Obviously he's with the trolls... Jon has not called me (why bother, when he's got the internet). He's a turncoat, a traitor, a troll. Clearly he's a troll. He issued a statement. Is it gonna take me calling him a traitor, juvenile and scared for him to get it?... [If he gets in touch] I'll tell him, 'You're a little late. Goodbye, troll. When I'm starring in multimillion-dollar films and he's begging me for a supporting role I'll say, 'You left me out in the cold with all of your guilt and stupidity'"... That Miley Cyrus has been texting KOL's Jared Followill "flirty" texts, apocalypse nigh, etc: "The pair - who first met at the MTV Europe Music Awards in November 2010 - are said to have been exchanging comments since their first encounter at Cyrus's insistence. 'Miley wants to keep Jared interested,' a source told HollywoodLife.com. 'She often sends him coy text messages. So far, he is a big fan of what she has been sending... Jared loves showing off his texts from Miley. He thinks she's very pretty and is excited she's still flirting with him"... That Justin Bieber has had a sense of humour installed... The Sun reports: "The teen titan hijacked axeman Dan Kanter's account to deliver the shock news (last night, while in Dublin). In the guise of Dan, the crafty singer tweeted: 'Hey guys just wanted to inform all of the fans first that I have resigned from working with Justin and I will be deleting my twitter soon.' One hour later Justin reacted to the so-called resignation on his own Twitter page. He wrote: 'You will be missed @dankanter but what you did was horrible. You will never be forgiven.' The apparent online bust-up sparked rumours the pair had fallen out on Justin's tour. However, it all turned out to be a prank"... What a laugh riot... There's pictures-a-plenty of the Bieber performing at the O2 last night in Caught Out...

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