That Lindsay Lohan's latest trip to the court is being streamed right now on TMZ... She's expected not to accept a plea deal - given the fact that the jewellery store in question tried to sell the CCTV footage of her and are currently "auctioning" the necklace... That Nick Cannon's brother has been arrested in LA "on suspicion of committing assault and robbery"... That Justin Bieber will host the MTV Europe Music Awards in Belfast next November... He's just been to Europe so that's enough to qualify him... That Julianne Moore is set to play Sarah Palin in a HBO made-for-TV movie about the 2008 presidential election... That Channel 4 are giving Claudia Winkyblinkyman her own celebrity chat show to go head to head with Graham Norton on Friday nights... I still don't get it... That 74,000 people have applied for the "internship" offered by Charlie Sheen... That, of balling Jon Cryer out of it yesterday, while repeatedly referring to him as a "troll", Sheen said: "I was in a mood, and I threw that out there… It's a half apology - it's an 'apol'!"... That, by saying he never has to "put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension", Sheen has all but managed to put a clothing company out of business: "those 'silly shirts' inspired an entire clothing line by a company called DaVinci - which Charlie endorsed and even helped design - and sources tell us, the company is 'extremely disappointed' by Charlie's comment... in fact, they might pull the plug on the entire collection. But the main designer - a guy named Christopher Wicks - is cutting Charlie some slack ... telling us, "Charlie's frustration is based on his current position in life, rather than the actual shirts... I wish him good health and happiness in his new found terrestrial dimension"... That the world makes sense again *twirls* - Kanye West may have turned up to every event at Paris Fashion Week, but he wasn't permitted entry into all of them... The New York Post reports: "Though the fashion-obsessed rapper attended Valentino, Givenchy and Vivienne Westwood shows this week, he was not invited to Alexander McQueen, Balmain and Louis Vuitton, and defiantly faced off with organizers several times - most of them unsuccessfully - for access. Last Thursday, West tried to get into the Balmain runway show at Le Grand Hotel, but was denied entry with his entourage. A source said he then snuck off to 'a separate part of the hotel, so people didn't see him' after he was rejected. A rep for Balmain show organizer KCD explained to Page Six, 'Mr. West requested to attend and we let him know we would not be able to accommodate him. He chose to come to the door anyway and we kindly let him know we could not accommodate him'... Some fashion insiders wondered if West also was booted from the Vuitton show, where Kate Moss walked while smoking a cigarette. Sources said he wasn't on the list and didn't reach out for an invitation - odd considering he designed a shoe line in collaboration with Vuitton"... That Paris Fashion Week saved the best 'til last, even throwing a couple of Oscar-nominated actresses into the mix... Hailee Steinfield, Jennifer Lawrence, Mila Kunis, Daisy Lowe, Fan Bingbing, Naomi Campbell... Suspiciously no Kanye this time round...
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