That Larry Lamb, in an interview with Closer magazine (page 50), has revealed that George Lamb's mum is, wait for it, Linda Martin... Larry said: "His Mum [Larry's first wife was Irish TV presenter and singer Linda Martin, 57, who he married aged 32] and I tried to keep him away from the industry but it's in the blood"... It must be a mistake, can you really see Linda Martin staying quiet about this?... That charming badger about town, Phillip Schofield, has exposed Jason Gardiner's hair transplant... The Mirror claims that "Gardiner has undergone a £12,000 hair transplant and is set to reveal the results on ITV's daytime show next month. 'I think there are miraculous things going on under that hat,' Schofield said on the [This Morning] yesterday, prompting co-host Holly Willoughby to exclaim, 'Shut up Schofield!' Ignoring her pleas, he continued to reveal: 'There's magic stuff going on under there but we can't talk about it anymore - but there is! Ah listen, when has Jason Gardiner ever held back? All I'm doing is playing one of his cards... simple as that.' Willoughby added: 'Fair enough - but you're going to get it on Sunday"... A rep for Gardiner's hat said: "He has nothing to hide and was always going to speak out about the op - but only once everything had settled down. The plan was to unveil his new look on This Morning and openly speak about why he went ahead with it at the end of this month, once Dancing on Ice has finished. Jason didn't watch the show live but was told about Phil's comments in the afternoon. It's fair to say he was less than impressed"... That The Sitch was booed off stage during a rubbish stint presenting at Donald Trump's roast... The New York Post reports: "Comedy Central writers who worked on Donald Trump's roast were so worried that Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino would mess up his jokes that they spelled House Speaker John Boehner's name phonetically on his autocue as 'BAYNER' - so the Jersey Shore star wouldn't say, 'Boner.' But Sorrentino was so bad that he became the first roaster in more than a decade to be drowned in a tidal wave of heckles and boos. 'By the way, who's John Boehner?' Sorrentino pronounced it correctly - but went on, 'Check it out. Doesn't his name sound like boner? Anyone notice that... boner?'" He then went on to say: "Hey, Snoop Dogg, Donald Trump and your ancestors had a lot in common - they owned real estate, and your ancestors were property!"... Seth McFarlane, unsurprisingly, went one step further: "Trump opposes abortion, which makes sense, because that's his next wife he may be killing"... Trump "did not laugh"... That Kate Moss attended the Yves Saint Laurent runway show after-party in Paris and had to be repeatedly held up by security guards due to her "wobbling wildly" on numerous occasions: "Witnesses said Moss showed up late for the YSL bash at Le Trianon on Monday. She appeared unsteady as she sauntered up to the front of the room near the stage, where a rock band performed. 'She danced so hard that she had to be helped up several times by security. She went a little crazy.' Paris fashion week insiders were still snickering about Moss's boozy behavior days later"... That we could mention Jordan's divorce papers, but who really gives a flying skitter?