That Westlife and Simon Cowell have parted ways, with the former choosing to land a deal with Sony RCA: "It comes a month after Syco decided not to release a single the band favoured from latest album Gravity"... Mark Feehily posted on Twitter: "We are still very young & have lots of energy left"... The 29-year-old was obviously speaking for himself; Shane and Nicky are 31 and 32 respectively with the added bonus of having children interrupting their beauty sleep... That Victoria Beckham as confirmed what we all knew already; her womb fodder is female... That Miley Cyrus had to be ushered out the back door after "stumbling ass-faced into Chateau Marmont" on Saturday morning... That 50 Cent tweeted: "Look this is very serious people I had to evacuate all my hoe's from LA,Hawaii and Japan. I had to do it. Lol (sic)"... When the inevitable backlash occurred he offered this by way of an apology: "Some of my tweets are ignorant I do it for shock value. Hate it or love it. I'm cool either way 50cent (sic)"... Nope, you're just another inexplicable product of mediocrity... That there's a sex tape featuring Usher and his ex-wife Tameka doing the rounds. Yaaaaaaay? Sources believe: "this video could have been among the things Usher had stolen out of his car back in December 2009. Usher reported more than $1,000,000 worth of jewelry and electronics taken - including two laptop computers"... He was asking to get robbed... That Larry King just can't stay away from the flashing box; he's now offering his services to The (proper) Daily Show. The one with Jon Stewart, as opposed to the one with Daithi barking his way through the autocue: "One source told us, "A single conversation has happened. It's still extremely preliminary. He'll be on every now and again, like Lewis Black. He's not joining as a correspondent but a contributor"... That Entourage the movie is in the works now that the series will end after eight seasons... That Mel Gibson has "threatened to counter-sue ex-partner Oksana Grigorieva for extortion if she continues with a planned civil lawsuit against him"... That you should never try to film Jake Gyllenhaal having a wee... That Lady Gaga turned up to a lookalike show in Louisville Kentucky over the weekend... She joined a drag queen to sing Born This Way... That you can see our photos from last night's Alternative Miss Ireland in Caught Out... Rubberbandits were there, 'cause Rubberbandits are bleedin' everywhere at the minute...
