That Jedward believe they were instrumental in pushing Charlie Sheen over the edge via the medium of Twitter: "We're big fans of his show Two And A Half Men and we used to directly message him. He replied to us. When there were rumours about things we told him to stay cool and stay focused. We told him he was OK and that he was always going to be cool. And told him we're big fans... We got all our fans to message him and he said 'who the hell is Planet Jedward?' I think we're like his protégés. What if we pushed him over the edge? He told us we're different. He's not crazy, he's just attention seeking. He saw that it worked for me and John with our hair"... The correct use of protégés in a sentence by Edward Grimes, wonders will never cease... That news outlets are making a big deal out of Charlie not attending his twin sons' birthday party yesterday: "The former Two and a Half Men actor's estranged wife Brooke Mueller held a lavish bash for Bob and Max - who turn two today - at Paris Hilton's family home in Bel Air, California, and while guests included Nicky Hilton and boyfriend David Katzenberg and reality TV star Adrienne Maloof, the boys' dad was noticeably absent"... It's not that shocking news given Brooke has a restraining order against him. Or perhaps Charlie just didn't feel like appearing on Paris Hilton's latest reality show in which Brooke carts their kids about... That Alec Baldwin had a few words to share with Sheen via the Huffington Post regarding his plans to sue CBS for $100million: "You can't win, really you can't. You will never win, because when you are as big a douchebag as some of these guys are, they have no choice but to snuff you. You know what you should do? Take a nap. Get a shower. Call Chuck [Lorre]. Go on Letterman and make an apology. And then beg for your job back. Sober up, Charlie. And then get back on TV, if it's not too late"... That an arrest warrant has been issued for Michael Madsen: "The Kill Bill and Reservoir Dogs star reportedly owes £350,000 in child and spousal support. And a court lapped the warrant on him after he failed to show up at a hearing into the debts... He has two sons, now aged 20 and 16, with Jeannine and three more with Deanna. Bail has been set at £26,000"... That Cheryl Cole's older brother, Andrew, has been jailed for his involvement in a planned robbery at a Newcastle post office last may... Andrew "allowed the robbers to use his nearby flat as a base and borrow his imitation handgun"... That Cheryl, meanwhile, is still living the manufactured dream...

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