That Jemaine Clement got into an unfortunate scuffle with a pap in New York and he ended up with "a hot beverage" all over him... That I'd nearly fork out for the flight just to give him a hug, but that'd most likely result in an additional scuffle - and the wookie look is also a slight deterrent... That there's trouble in paradise: Charlie Sheen's number 1 girlfriend (the one who use to be a nanny and has a name which sounds as much. The one he only brings out recently cause she refuses to be chained to the bed. There you go), Natty, wants him to dump the porn star named after a cheese... The Sun reports: "Bree, 24, real name Rachel Oberlin, flew to Fort Wayne, Indiana, 12 days ago for a drink-driving court case. Last night she returned to Sheen's Los Angeles lovenest but a source said Natalie plans to oust her. The source added: 'Natalie's happy for Charlie to have more than one girlfriend but just doesn't want the other to be Rachel... Natalie isn't happy. This is now goddesses at war and Charlie's in the middle. He finds it very hard to say no to porn stars"... That Dizzee Rascal is set to star in a sitcom based on his life, and it's going to be written by the minds behind The Inbetweeners... That, of people celebrating the inevitable canning of Peaches Geldof's ITV2 show, Lily Allen tweeted: "You sound very bitter, give her a break. She's not hurting anyone... Why would you want that? You must be jealous"... Lily must be re-living the feedback from her ill-advised chat show days... That, regarding the dress theft, Peaches insists she is a victim of mistaken identity... That Adele's dad, Mark Evans, has started selling his story: "I'd lie on the sofa all night cradling Adele in my arms and listening to my favourite music - Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Bob Dylan and Nina Simone. Night after night I'd play those records. I'm certain that is what shaped Adele's music"... This was before he started downing two litres of vodka and six pints of Stella a day... Evans continued with: "It's time I got it off my chest (for a fee). I've never talked to anyone about it before (for free), not even my closest friends (who wouldn't pay me)"... That Kate Moss has commissioned a dress worth £7k to be made for her hen party... She's asked Thelma Madine from My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding to make it: "Kate is obsessed with the series and watched it religiously week in, week out. Her PA contacted Thelma for a replica dress to be commissioned and the £7,000 frock is being shipped from Liverpool for the occasion. She was adamant it had fairy lights and battery-operated butterflies on it, just like the one in the show. There will be dance-offs like the Shakira moves in the show, ‘grabbing’ competitions, but hopefully no bare-knuckle boxing..."
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