That Charlie Sheen's second show, this time in Chicago, went a lot better than his Detroit outing: "The show's format was given a swift revamp to see troubled Charlie dropping his attempts at comedy and instead stripping off and fielding questions from an interviewer"... That TMZ have a guy following Sheen's tour. Here's some of his excerpts from last night's show: "8:20 PM -- The crowd just started a 'Detroit suck!' chant. 8:25 PM -- Charlie just read a poem about how much he hates Detroit"... That Jordan is now heading to Argentina to meet her pretendy boyfriend's family... As it happens, she's gone in the company of the SKY Living film crew... That Lady GaGa's 56-year-old mum, Cynthia, has decided to go on tour with daughter: "She may be one of the biggest, and strangest, pop stars in the world but her relationship with her parents is very traditional. She is from a typical loving Italian-American background and her family have normal parental concerns. Her mum thinks she drinks too much and doesn't eat enough. She has gone along to keep an eye on her boozing and feed her up"... That Miley Cyrus is planning on suing the company behind an inflatable doll made in her likeness: "the blow-up effigy - which boasts '3 achey love holes' - has flown off the shelves. Kevin Johnson of Pipedream Products, the company behind the doll, said: 'We are completely sold out already - it's been on the market for less than 48 hours'"... According to The Sun the "Finally Miley Love Doll has been selling on Amazon for $27.49 (£17) in the US"... That Jeremy Clarkson, instead of openly apologising to his wife of 18 years for having an affair with some 42-year-old blonde bird, has be quoted as saying the following while holidaying in Barbados: "I'm suprised to find that I'm the new Tiger Woods"... Yesterday the Sunday Mirror "revealed how the close friendship between single mum-of-one Phillipa and 6ft 5in Clarkson developed when the Top Gear team got together after each show. Twice-married Clarkson enjoyed a night out with wife Frances, his wife of 18 years, just 24 hours before he flew out to Norway where he shared a hotel room with Phillipa"... They also shared hotel rooms in South Africa, Australia, and even London... The paper went on to say "Clarkson’s wife Frances, 49, a former recruitment consultant, is credited with helping craft the motormouth star’s successful career. Over the last 20 years she has worked tirelessly to transform him from a penniless unknown motoring writer to a multi-millionaire international celebrity"....

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