That Jennifer Aniston thinks herself and George Clooney should tie the knot: "That would definitely shut up the world! I could call up George, say, 'Hun, let's just get hitched and have kids.' I should take George to lunch and we can figure out how to put an end to all this. Ha!"... That might be a difficult considering George isn't essentially single... That Angelina Jolie has got another tattoo beside the ones signifying each child she's mothered, sparking speculation she's about to invite another one into her brood... That, while Angelina has been visiting a refugee camp for those who've fled the violence in Libya, as part of being a goodwill ambassador for the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees, Brad's been larking about LA on the lash with his mates... That Jolie is distraught plastic surgeons aren't being asked to mutilate others in her name anymore... It's surprising anyone with potentially seven kids and a job saving the world has time to worry about wrinkles... That Plan B is the reincarnation of Dennis Waterman: "The Brit award-winning pop star said his casting in the role of George Carter for the film version of The Sweeney was a 'dream come true'. Plan B, real name Ben Drew, will star opposite Ray Winstone, who takes on the role of Jack Regan, the character played by the late John Thaw in the original TV series"... That the prize money for Channel 5's version of Big Brother will increase to £500,000 cause Dicky's got all the money in the world... Either Emma Willis or Myleene Klass will host the show... A few additional names have been thrown into the Celebrity Big Brother pot: Joanna Lumley, James Cracknell, Peaches Geldof, Andy Gray, Martine McCutcheon and Ricky Hatton... That, following reports that the Kabbalah Centre was being probed by authorities and a scathing Newsweek piece on her charity, Raising Malawi", Madonna's mouthpiece Liz Rosenberg said: "In recent days a number of wild and totally false rumors about Madonna's philanthropy - spread by bloggers and tabloids - have begun appearing on the In ternet. As we have said previ ously, Raising Malawi is cur rently undergoing a series of positive changes in an effort to serve more children. Nei ther Madonna nor Raising Malawi is being investigated by the FBI or the IRS"... Liz, in the past, has also vigorously denied Madonna's adoption of David and Madonna's divorce from Guy Richie. That Delta Goodrem is denying her split with McFadden "was due to her developing a romance with a music industry colleague"... That Jennifer Garner is "very familiar with Russell Brand's anatomy" thanks to their turn in the (totally necessary) remake of Arthur... That Russell Brand celebrated the New York premiere of the film last night by terrorising a young boy... And he still only has eyes for Katy Perry... No, he does... No, really, I must insist, he does...
