That Elen Rivas is high maintenance, shocker: "Frank (Lampard) is under no legal obligation to look after Elen. He does it because he doesn't want the hassle of ill-feeling around the kids. He bought her the car she always dreamed of last year but she got bored of it and asked for a new Mini Clubman. Frank sorted it, with the right paint job and specifications she asked for. But when it arrived she took the hump because it wasn't automatic. Frank then had to scramble around to straighten that all out. He eventually got an automatic but she's been moaning to her pals that the alloys are the wrong colour. It's a farce"... That Tom and Katie are happily spending in excess of $15k on Suri's fifth birthday: "There will be elephants and giraffes parading at their £21million home in Beverly Hills, California, on April 18. And actors will be dressed up as characters from Suri's favourite book, Alice In Wonderland... David and Victoria Beckham, who live nearby, have been invited to take their three sons along"... That Victoria Beckham is making fierce good use of her recently activated Twitter account; she posted a picture of David reclining on a sun lounger with a cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber, with the caption: "OMG!!!!a visitor just arrived!!!!Guess who????!!!!! X vb / And now he is sunbathing!!!!!!!x vb / He took my sunbed!!!!!!x. Vb"... So few characters permitted, yet so many !!!!!!!!!!!!... That Robin Gibb of the Bee Gees has had to call off a string of gigs in Brazil after he was hospitalised with abdominal pains... That Bryan Ferry has been hospitalised "with a mystery health condition"... That Simon Gregson, AKA Steve off Corrie, has been given a week off after "being struck down with struck down by painful stomach problems"... That Miley Cyrus has rejoined Twitter for "her fans" and for "Charlie Sheen"... Really, it's to promote her tour, what with her posting: "@MileyCyrus is back! Right now I'm only keeping twitter for the 'Gypsy Heart Tour'! Ya'll gotta get me to so many followers that I cant quit!"... Last week, during an interview, she said: "I do not Tweet, I do not social network, I try to stay out of it. I complain enough about people knowing too much about my private life, so to go out there and exploit myself would be silly and hypocritical"... Someone called Jessica Paster launched Just Fabulous in Hollywood yesterday... You probably won't recognise anyone apart from Marcia Cross, Rebecca Romijn, Jerry O'Connell, Kimora Lee, and the bird from My Big Fat Greek Wedding, but it's an enjoyable browse nontheless...
