That Ben Affleck spent $220,000 on some rug in Istanbul... That Tina Fey is five months pregnant... Fey, who's already mother to a five-year-old girl, said the following in her new book, Bossypants, when admitting she was in two minds about having another child: "What's so great about work anyway? Work won't visit you when you're old. Work won't drive you to get a mammogram and take you out after for soup. Hollywood be damned. I'll just be unemployable and labelled crazy in five years anyway"... That Lindsay Lohan has beat off competition from Blake Lively and Sienna Miller to play Victoria Giotti, the daughter of crime boss John Giotti... As it turns out Victoria Giotti knows Lindsay rather well: "Sources close to the production tell TMZ, producers were considering both Blake and Sienna for the role - but John Gotti's famously blonde daughter wasn't having it, insisting Lindsay get the role instead ... and producers loved the idea. Not all that surprising - according to sources, Victoria is a good friend of the Lohan family ... and she often spends time with them on Long Island"... That, of photographing Jeremy Clarkson and his mistress in Oslo, random fan Pernille Olufsson told The Sun: "I'm a big fan of the series and recognised Jeremy as soon as I spotted him. He and his lover were hugging and kissing and had their arms wrapped around one another so I assumed she was the wife. When I asked who I thought to be Mr and Mrs Clarkson for a photo, they accepted, although Jeremy looked a bit sheepish. They had been drinking in the bar from about 8pm and looked quite coupley. Their arms were nearly always touching or linked, and they were giggling a lot. If it wasn't for his age, I'd have thought they were newlyweds"... That a diner in Augusta have launched their "monster hotdog called the Tiger Homewrecker... The Tiger dog features a 12" all beef Nathan's hot dog stuffed with cheese, wrapped with bacon, and deep fried. And if you're heart hasn't stopped yet... it's also topped off with a generous helping of chili, onions, and more cheese. We're told the $14.99 artery clogger recently debuted, and this week - leading up to The Masters - sales are up almost 30 dogs per day".... That fans are convinced Britney Spears is, in parts, "being played by a man" in her video for Till the World Ends... Said fans are posting messages on forums such as: "It's definitely not her, it's obviously a bloke. I can only think that she's done it because she can't dance the way that she used to. I don't think that she should use a body double like that. I just happened to pause the video and I saw it. I was actually quite stunned - it doesn't look much like her"... That Russell Brand appearned on American Idol as a "charisma coach" last night... That three Virgin Media staff members, who deal with the X Factor, have been fired for "monitoring the volumes of calls and texts each act was getting and then placing bets with Betfair to the sum of £16,000"... That Noel Gallagher has rejected an offer of £1million to judge the UK X Factor; he said he " did not need the cash and wanted to focus on his music career instead - because he had "a duty" to stop brother Liam's band Beady Eye "stinking up the bottom of the charts"... That the Stone Roses are reuniting - now that Ian Brown and John Squire need the money...

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