That of returning to Blighty, Russell Brand said: "I secretly want to do that. I have a fear of hearing my American children speak to me in American accents"... First Hop, then Arthur, and now this? All he has to do now is make a 911 joke, like I dunno, get dressed up as Bin Laden or something, to endear himself further to his adopted homeland... That, of hearing Charlie wanted to add her to his harem, a friend of Mila Kunis'sss's' said: "Obviously Charlie wanted to name someone who would create publicity for his tour, but the thought of it grosses Mila out"... That Charlie Sheen got booed offstage at his NYC Radio City gig on Friday, and received resounding applause on Saturday after getting the Connecticut crowd to chant "F*** NYC"... Funnily enough, he got a warm reception from the NYC crowd last night when he returned to play a second gig in Radio City Music Hall... That Kelly Osbourne is considering getting a gastric band - cause she's, like, morbidly obese and can't leave her house... Somebody burbling to the Daily Star Sunday said: "Kel's at her wit's end over her weight and is worried she's putting back all the pounds she fought so hard to lose. She's recently been on holiday and put on almost a stone while enjoying herself. She got a bit of a shock when she got home and realised she couldn't fit into her new clothes. Kelly knows a gastric band would be drastic but she's desperate to keep the weight off. Being the face of Madonna's range just adds more pressure. She's scared of getting axed in favour of someone skinny if she puts on more weight"... Funnily enough, "Mum Sharon, who had the procedure in 1999 ('cause she was morbidly obsess too, it had nothing to do with vanity or laziness) has apparently backed her daughter's plans"... That Ozzy and Sharon currently owe over $1.7m (£1.03m) in back taxes... That Elton John held his bon voyage party (he's heading back to London for the summer): "The two were joined by guests including Sharon Osbourne and daughter Kelly Osbourne, who carried her black Pomeranian puppy around the bar. 'Everyone thought she was wearing a fur scarf until it started moving,' chuckled one partygoer"... That Usher's new girlfriend, a "43-year-old former Def Jam executive who acts as the hip-hop artist's co-manager and stylist is urging her beau to clear out his staff including stylists, choreographers and tour managers and replace them with her people"... That, given his ex-wife was also nearly twice his age, Usher might have some mammy issues... That Nicki Minaj has been drafted in to replace Enrique Iglasias on Britney's upcoming tour... whenever that happens...
