That $imon Cowell is staying in the press today by giving rumours he's "helping a tycoon hide £2billion from his wife in a divorce battle" the green light... The Mirror reports: "The X Factor judge yesterday found himself at the centre of allegations he helped a property tycoon hide his true wealth from his ex-wife who was after maintenance for their two daughters. Michelle Young, 46, was asked by her 48-year-old husband, who is representing himself: 'Who is hiding my assets?' She replied: 'Sir Philip Green, Simon Cowell and Richard Caring.' She claims her husband was worth £400million when they split but is now worth £2billion. It is said she wants a £200million divorce payout. He insists he is broke, despite allegedly being spotted eating at top restaurants and driving a Ferrari"... That X Factor winner Joe McElderry is supporting Jedward at a gig in Lisburn... The Sun reports: " They can afford a private jet to ensure they fulfil their numerous public appearances and are even requested for bar mitzvahs - charging £25,000 a pop. But while John and Edward are joined on a tour by stylists, make-up artists and PRs, Joe has only a driver for company. A source said: 'It really has spiralled downhill for Joe. You could blame Simon or his mentor Cheryl Cole, but if the public who voted for you lose interest there's not much anyone can do'"... That Britney and Rihanna are making themselves feel popular by rehashing the latter's S&M track together... That George Michael is recording a song especially for William and Kate: "I think I've chosen a song for William and Kate. Suffice to say it's a beautiful song and it was never a single so chances are u don't know it. It was written in the Seventies by a genius"... That after a recent flight, Lindsay Lohan tweeted: "What does it mean when an #americanairlines employee says 'ah! lady gaga!' to me #jfk airport!!? Should I have bursted into Born This Way @ladygaga"... Here's some footage of GaGa failing to dismount her piano in a graceful manner (i.e. snotting herself badly) during a recent gig... That Holly Willoughby may or may not be in labour... This came from Philip Schofield this morning: "The first thing this morning I got a phone call from Holly saying that she thought she might be in labour, and as the morning has progressed – not entirely sure – so as it stands at the moment, Holly may or may not be in labour. But best not here, we thought"... Schofield then read out a text from Willoughby later, which said she was 'currently bouncing on a birthing ball eating breakfast'"... That Katrina Bowden of 30 Rock fame (AKA Liz Lemon's very attractive yet useless assistant) has been named the Sexiest Woman Alive thanks to Esquire magazine: "The 22-year-old came in ahead of Brooklyn Decker, Megan Fox and Kim Kardashian in the poll in Esquire magazine. Bowden credits '30 Rock' fans with voting her into the top spot"... That, of being nice to his body, Liam Gallagher recently said in a Daily Star interview: "I don't want to sound like a hippy but it's great. I run. World to myself. Birds. Trees. With golf, I love making proper contact with that ball. I'm still on the fish. Sardines or salmon. Salad. I feel good. It's only the ciggies that really stand in me way... I'm not turning into f**king Bono"... That Neve Campbell got to go to a premiere last night... It was also attended by the inanimate faces of Courteney Cox andRosanna Arquette, as well as dolly sorts/slasher horror enthusiastsHayden Panettiere, Marley Shelton, Anna Paquin,Kristen Bell, Emma Roberts, Lucy Hale, Shenae Grimes, Alison Brie, and a collection of man-children, like Freddie Highmore, Rory Culkin,Pete Wentz, Jamie Kennedy, Balthazar Getty, Eli Roth, Marilyn Manson, and David Arquette naturally flanked by little people...
