That Charlie Sheen lost his custody jaunt for his twin boys - unsurprising given he turned up with one of his "Goddesses"... Despite Brooke Mueller entering rehab for crack addiction for the umpteenth time, Judge Hank Goldberg was "well aware she had relapsed into drug use, but the he was equally disturbed by Charlie's substance abuse and the fact that he bragged about it... In the end, sources say Judge Goldberg felt both Brooke and Charlie had problems, but the twins were adequately protected by the nannys, relatives and other support staff""... That Mariah Carey has managed to use her unborn twins to plug her music... In a recent magazine interview she said of their soon-to-be nursery: "I wanted to create a beautiful, tranquil, cosy environment for the babies. Everything matches, but pieces are individualised to celebrate the twins as separate entities. The ceiling has orangey-pink clouds in a blue sky with golden stars twinkling. It's based on two songs I wrote that are fan favourites, Underneath the Stars and Close My Eyes. Sometimes I just sit in the nursery and stare at the ceiling because I love it so much"... That Jennifer Lopez has raised the bar regarding post twin flat stomachs... Anything to promote a new album... That Helen Mirren has apologised for saying "sh*t" on BBC Breakfast: "Discussing the work she did with John Gielgud, who died in 2000, Mirren admitted that her fellow actor had sworn a lot. 'Well in that sort of wonderful voice he had,' she told Bill Turnbull and Sian Williams, before impersonating him by saying: 'You little s**t.' However, she quickly realised her mistake and exclaimed, 'I'm so sorry! I do apologise'... The 65-year-old star previously told the BBC that she believes that 'the whole drama of swearing is so overblown... It's idiotic that it's made into such a big deal'"... But it's welcomed when you've got a turkey of a film to promote... That, of her outstanding $1.7million tax bill Sharon Osbourne said of her accountant: "Even though he is paid to do a job, the buck stops with me. He did say, 'I'm to blame', but I'm to blame because I didn't care enough. I was too involved with myself. I cancelled two meetings with him over the last 18 months because I was way too busy. The bottom line is it stops with me, so I have to face up, be a big woman and realise I'm not Mrs Wonderful"... That during an interview with Piers Morgan Tonight(cause he just loves interviewing the same people on both sides of the Atlantic), Kelly Osbourne endeared herself to the female inhabitants of LA by saying: "Well, it's one of two things. This is something that my mum taught me when we're growing up in the industry and I don't know how to word this, but you're either a sl*t or a bitch, and I would rather be a bitch. I don't want to, like, be a bulldog or anything. But I do get that from my mum. And I have this thing ever since I was a kid, like, if I don't like someone, I just don't like them"...
