That, of the pending Royal Wedding, Lily Allen Tweeted: "You can quote me as 'outraged', why does bloody Joss Stone get an invite and not moi? I sang at the Diana concert too!"... That Amy Huberman will attend Friday's nuptials without Brian O'Driscoll (he can't go cause he playing for Leinster against Toulouse on Saturday)... That Declan Donnelly has split with girlfriend Georgie Thompson, with a spokesperson saying the usual: "Dec and Georgie's relationship has sadly come to an end. Nobody else was involved and they remain good friends"... That Simon Cowell is still kind of, sort of, but not completely confirming that Cheryl's "possibly" a US X Factor judge: "This girl is special. She's got a great ability to communicate (really?). She's a great judge. She's smart. It's just a hunch. If people take to her like the British public did, I think she's going to do really well in America. Fox were desperate to hire her"... That Toni Collette has had a baby boy... That Gwyneth Paltrow had a choice word to describe her grandmother while trying to get down with Chelsea Handler on her chat show... When Handler said her's was "a real bitch", Gwynnie responded: "Mine was a real c***. She just hated my guts, basically, and she tried to poison my mother against me. She must not have been very happy and she must have had a lot of pain because she was as mean as hell"... That really makes me want to rush out and buy her cook book. That Ryan Phillippe has officially quit acting, according to The New York Post: "1I think I’m going to end my acting career. I'm so introverted. I'm ready to be behind the scenes. I'm 36, but I've been doing this for 20 years.' He said he is also tired of being tabloid fodder, probably because of his eventful love life. 'I'm a good guy,' he pleaded to us at the Cinema Society after-party for his film. 'I'm not that guy you read about'"... who impregnates models and dates the likes of Amanda Seyfried... That Britney Spears, in addition to banning all forms of junk food and alcohol from her pending tour, has taken to insisting that "Michael Jackson albums be played repeatedly in her dressing room"... That Charlie Sheen is down a goddess after the porn star one dumped him by text... She then posted the following on Twitter: "Don't cross me If so I'll butcher u brutally in my hotel bed & dispose of the body. I’ll just tell housekeeping I was having a heavy flow"... That Michael Lohan is fighting John Wayne Bobbit for charity...
