That Jedward wanted to bring live tigers onstage for their Eurovision performance... Organisers have since declined the request: "The boys thought that bringing on tigers was a fool-proof plan. They know that the other countries don't think Britain or Ireland take the competition seriously. This was the ideal way of showing that they'd put a lot of thought into the gig. They're absolutely gutted"... As they would've been had live tigers been allowed onstage... That Kate Hudson used her promotional tour for her latest film Something Borrowed to announce her engagement to Matt Bellamy... Or vice versa... That Alex Pettyfer has a "tattoo above his crotch that reads thank you 'In case I forget to say it'"... That you can now view President Obama's official birth cert on the Whitehouse Blog, with the following message: "The President believed the distraction over his birth certificate wasn’t good for the country. It may have been good politics and good TV, but it was bad for the American people and distracting from the many challenges we face as a country. Therefore, the President directed his counsel to review the legal authority for seeking access to the long form certificate and to request on that basis that the Hawaii State Department of Health make an exception to release a copy of his long form birth certificate. They granted that exception in part because of the tremendous volume of requests they had been getting"... Republican presidential candidate/TV star, Donald Trump (AKA the official birth cert sh*t stirrer), had this to respond: "Today I'm very proud of myself, because I've accomplished something that no one else has been able to accomplish. I want to look at it, but I hope it's true so that we can get on to much more important matters... he should have done it a long time ago... I am really honored, frankly, to have played such a big role in hopefully, hopefully getting rid of this issue"... Of the document itself, Trump added: "We have to look at it, we have to see... is it real? Is it proper? What's on it? But I hope it checks out beautifully"... Next subject to come under question during the pending Presidential campaign: the authenticity of Trump's hair... That Cher had this to say on the matter via Twitter: "Donald Trump is Pompous As*h*le! Saw him in Aspen with one Dcup chick after another Everyone up there thought he was a complete idiot (sic)" and "Donald Trump (mr champter11) is Only a Mean Spirited BAD ACTOR who couldn't find his ass with both hands & a map!"...
