That U2 want to bring more drugs to Glastonbury... Adam Clayton had this to say of their upcoming festival slot: "It's very un-Glastonbury to have a big production, but we will be sneaking a few things in through the back gate which will hopefully make the experience a little more like Glastonbury on steroids.We're stretching the levels of what can be done. We hope to create a mind blowing experience that reacts well with all the other substances involved"... That Elton John's 86-year-old mother Sheila said: "He has cut me off completely. It happened three years ago this June. He has had nothing to do with me since then. I don't want to go into what caused it. It is a painful subject. My son cut me out of his life for good"... Of her grandson, she added: "I have no particular interest really. You will have to ask them about that"... Elton John hasn't "completely" cut his mother off, what with him still financially supporting her... That Paris Hilton's boyfriend, Cy Waits, got into a grapple with man outside a courthouse yesterday: " Police detained a man who tried to grab the boyfriend of socialite Paris Hilton as the couple arrived at a court to give evidence against a man accused of an attempted break-in at her home. A photographer and reporters interviewing the couple saw the man appear to get a hand on the neck of Cy Waits before being seized by a bodyguard and taken away. James Rainford, 36, was arrested on suspicion of misdemeanour battery on a person in connection with the incident outside court and was being held on $12,000 (€8,000) bail"... That Jane Lynch is to be a stooge... That Kate Middleton's sister, Pippa, has had an argument with Palace official over the erection of disco balls in the throne room: "Pippa's choice of turning the throne room into a nightclub set-up also went down like a lead balloon with Palace aides, who tried to have it stopped. But William stepped in and insisted he wanted the evening event to be very different from the formal champagne and canape reception being thrown by the Queen immediately after the wedding"...
