All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That six exes will be attending today's nuptials, four of William's and two of Kate's... That the couple are "disco fiends"... That during Will's stag party, two naughty local girls who recognised the boys on the beach marked out the words "spare vagina" and their phone numbers in the sand... They were ignored... That William supports Aston Villa. That William refers to Windsor Castle as "the WC"... That 5,000 street parties will take place over in the UK today... That Kate's hairdressers arrived at the Goring Hotel at 6.30am this morning. That, when one woman froze during a meet and greet with William, the prince "bent down and whispered in her ear, 'Imagine me naked.' She immediately giggled"... That "batches of girls would give dinner parties to snare him" says a friend who was at St Andrews when William started his degree in 2001. They were keen to appear nonchalant, "but it was all anyone thought about". Sometimes they tried too hard: one gave a dinner, "and he said he was working, but was spotted at Global Video"... That today's wedding will cost between £50m-£100m (Even Charles and Camilla's low-key affair in 2005 was £5m). The main cost will be met by the Royals and the Middletons. The rest will be paid by the British taxpayer... Anyone called William or Kate can travel free on Merseyrail today... That the reason why Gordon Brown wasn't invited to the wedding was because of his glass eye... Royalwedding2011news.com reports: "Royal bride to be, Kate Middleton has an irrational fear of GLASS EYES! Our source explained that Mr. Brown was intentionally left off the guest list at the personal request of Ms. Middleton. Our source went on to tell us that the Royal Wedding of the Century could have happened much sooner, but Ms. Middleton wanted to wait until Gordon Brown was no longer Prime Minister, so she would have absolutely no chance of meeting him face to face. Ms. Middleton was apparently frightened as a young child by someone with a glass eye and still bears the mental scars today. Mr. Brown lost his eye as child while playing rugby and has limited sight in his remaining eye. No doubt, if true, disability campaigners will be livid. So far, there has been no official response from Buckingham or St. James Palaces"... That you can win some cool spot prizes throughtout the day. All you have to do is comment over here about anything really, what do you think of Kate's dress? Do Charles and the boys scrub up well? That sort of malarky. We'll pick a few winners and prizes like toasters and mugs will be presented to those who leave the best comments... That January Jones is up the Damien...That Peter Andre wants to remarry but has plans to live like a student on a J1 first. According to Digital Spy, the singer was on This morning and said: "There are things I want to do first, like backpacking with my friends and driving through America on a Harley." Is he not a little old for that?...That Dannii Minoguehad her appendix out...That Brangelina spend £6.1 million a year on their kids...