That Alesha Dixon has been renamed as Cheryl Cole's replacement on the UK X Factor - cause we don't see her spouting enough skitter on Strictly Come Dancing... That Cheryl Cole attempted to endear herself to the American public yesterday by turning up at the first X Factor USA auditions as a BRAT doll in 'One Size Fits All' pants... That Paula Abdul,seen here being held up by Simon Cowell, has also been drafted in to complete the USA judging panel... Expect a lot of crazy dancing/slurring/flashing... That Steve Jones will co-host with Nicole Pussycat Features... That Mikey Graham said: "I'm coming home to sort it out. I've nothing to hide," after it transpired that the "intruder" who sparked an "incident" at his home last week is suffering from "swelling of the brain"... Someone speaking with the Sunday Independent said: "He (22-year-old Paul O'Hara) was assessed and it was found that he had generalised swelling of the brain. He still may need treatment in the future and his family has been told to keep a close eye on him while he gets rest and recovers from the incident.' The alleged incident happened in the early hours of Saturday morning, last weekend, when the intercom on Graham's property was repeatedly buzzed"... That Kate Moss and Jamie Hince are planning a three-day festival type wedding reception... That Ryan Tubridy is host Graham Norton's BBC radio show for eight weeks from July 23rd: "I am very much looking forward to my brief tenure with BBC Radio 2. It's a station that is steeped in pop cultural history and I consider it an honour to look after Graham Norton... I will continue as host of Tubridy on RTE 2FM, a show I love presenting. So while it will be a busy summer, it’ll be a bit of an adventure, so here goes"...