That a newly singleLady GaGa went on Graham Norton (10.35pm, BBC1), and then played a secret gig, dressed in this... That Florence Welch, Kate Moss, Caprice (?!), Stephen Fry, Liz Hurley's ex parading the new bird, and bleedin' Geri Halliwell's "tiny waist" all attended said gig at Annabel's (the one in London, obviously)... Kate Moss than rounded off the night by lopping out a boob sometime around 2.30am... That Sienna Miller has been awarded £100k in damages after the News Of The World hacked her phone... That Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are being sued for £75k for unfair dismissal by an employee, who claims "she was sacked for 'absenteeism' while on sick leave... The woman was a bilingual secretary at the couple's £25million chateau in Provence, France. Her lawyer said she was fired by another manager, adding: 'She has nothing against them. But they did not step in to prevent her being dismissed. This amount is a drop in the ocean for these stars'"... That, of all the people rumoured to be replacing Charlie Sheen on Two And a Half Men - like Jeremy Piven and Hugh Grant - Ashton Kutcher has to be the worst candidate... And that's why he got the job: "Two sources close to the deal-making tell The Hollywood Reporter that the actor is putting the final touches on a deal to replace Charlie Sheen as the star of TV’s No. 1 comedy. CBS, studio Warner Bros. and Kutcher's reps at CAA declined to comment on the situation but a deal is said to be all but signed. The exact dollar figure he will be paid is not known but a source says Kutcher is getting a “huge payday" to join the hit sitcom. The deal came together quickly in the wake of Hugh Grant passing on the opportunity to join the show. Now sources say Men creator Chuck Lorre has crafted a storyline to introduce Kutcher in a way that satisfies the network and studio. 'It's really funny,' says one source. 'People are going to love it'"...
