That Wayne Rooney engaged in some friendly banter with a random footie supporter via Twitter... It started off light, with Sam Oldham posting "Rooney ya fat whore ill smash ya head in with a pitchin wedge an bury ya with a ballast fork ya fat ugly lil n***e"... Rooney responded with "haha you know were I train every day kid come and do it good luck", to which Oldham replied "snd ill be down tomorrow lad in me twin turbo nissan micra"... Things ended convivially enough, with Rooney saying "Cool bring ur sandwedge girl. I'll put u asleep within 10 seconds u little girl. Don't say stuff and not follow up on it. I'll be waiting"... That Michelle Keegan had to miss trotting up the Cannes red carpet as she mislaid her passport... Apparently she had "two premieres and two parties" line up: "It was a big chance for Michelle to shine in Cannes. She's gutted. She was hoping to wow film execs by wearing eye-catching dresses. Now she'll have to wait until next year"... That Cheryl Cole is suddenly being headhunted for no less than three film roles: "It has been amazing to see the reception Cheryl has had after going to Cannes. As soon as she got back to America, people from California were getting in touch about having her in their films. When she went to the festival last year there was a lot of interest from the media but nothing like this kind of attention from movie companies. It just shows how quickly her profile has rocketed now she is on the US X Factor" and since she chose to reveal her impressive array of baubles on the red carpet... That, for the final taping of her show, Oprah Winfrey lined up Beyonce, Madonna, Usher, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Halle Berry, Will Smith, Aretha Franklin and a rake load of other guests to natter away in front of a 20,000 strong audience at Chicago's United Centre... That Maria Shriver was also one of Oprah's guests: "Maria walked on the United Center stage with Oprah's bff Gayle King - and declared O had always given her 'love support, wisdom, and most of all the truth.' Oprah backed that up by emphasizing, 'THE TRUTH!' Our spies say everyone in the arena understood it was a message to Arnold - and the place exploded with applause"... That the mother of Arnold's love child has been revealed as 50-year-old Mildred Patricia Baena: "She describes herself as a 'proud parent' on a social networking site and says she's 'dating or searching for a serious relationship'. It's also been reported Patty pestered the actor for sex. TMZ claims the Terminator star succumbed to her advances and the couple would be intimate during daylight hours at his home. Sources tell the US website that Patty didn't tell Schwarzenegger he was the father until the boy was a toddler, but he behaved 'generously' after finding out. Baena (ONLY) stopped working for Schwarzenegger in January after 20 years"... That Marie Claire celebrated their Inspire And Mentor Campaign with a cocktail reception, among the guestsRicky Gervais, Jemma Kidd, Jessica Lowndes, Immodesty Blaize, Joanna Paigeand the farmer off Emmerdale (their husband and wife, would you believe)...
