All I Know Is That There Were Rumours...

That Ross off Friends is now father to a baby girl... He already thinks he's a model parent: "There are countless things to try to control or spy on your kids, but really experts say the number one thing you should do is just have that relationship with your kids and be present as a parent, communicative. Try to get your kids to trust that they can tell you who they are talking to online and what they are doing"... That The Hangover: Part II is about to be released; cue Zach Galifianakis spouting controversial sh*te... Of hearing that January Jones referred to him as "one of the funniest men in town", he said: "That's really funny because, if I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other. It was crazy. I was at a party - I'd never met her - and she was like, 'Come sit down.' So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, 'I think it's time for you to leave now.' So I say, 'January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so f*cking be nice,' and I got up and left. And she thinks that's funny'..." When asked if he would ever do a sex scene with January, he replied, "I wouldn't want to. I'd hate it"... That Zach also had this to say of seeing Donald Trump squirm during Obama's speech at the recent White House Correspondents Dinner: "Donald Trump was sitting nearby. Everybody was laughing at Donald Trump and it was the most beautiful thing, to have the bully of the world - it was fantastic. It was really great. I wanted to go up to him and go, 'Didn't you think any of that was funny?' But you don't want to engage with somebody that's so grotesque"... That, of the US ever bailing out Ireland, Donald Trump said: "Well, no, I think Germany should help out Ireland. Germany’s got a lot of money, they’re selling us Mercedes, they're selling us lots of cars all over the place and I simply think Germany should help out Ireland. I don't think we should help out Ireland. You know they’re in a different system. They’re not part of the dollar; they happen to be part of something else and Germany’s in charge over there and yet we go over, and WE want to bail them out? And we’re bailing out other countries and we’re giving Brazil, which is one of the richest nations, $2 billion to drill for oil... Can you imagine bailing out Ireland when Germany’s sitting back smiling?"... That there are 40million Americans who claim Irish descent... That Maria Shriver personally leaked the news regarding Arnie's love child... That Justin Timberlake was spotted out partying with Olivia Wilde again... That Stephen King's been quoted as saying: "I've heard rumblings about a Carrie remake... Lindsay Lohan as Carrie White, hmmm. It would certainly be fun to cast"...