That Lady GaGa, Beyonce and Jennifer Lopez all stripped down to near nothing to "perform" onstage... Lopez also threw some thigh humping into the mix thanks to the skeletal presence of her husband, Marc Antony... That, if you don't want to see who won American Idol, look away now - Scotty McCreery is the next one to dissolve into obscurity within a year... That the few US news sources reporting on the Cole "quitting" US X Factor story (and when I say few, I mean few; the New York Post hasn't mentioned it anywhere and they'll report on any ole sh*te), have gone with the "she was fired cause of her accent" angle... In which case, proud Welshman Steve Jones could be quaking in his manties... Upon hearing the news, Russell Brand said: "Our Cheryl? That cannae be right! Our Cheryl, kicked off X Factor? What, the American one? And I've come to this country in good faith and they've kicked Cheryl off, our Cheryl? Oh no! She's Britain's sweetheart... All them things she's saying - that's English"... He declared this during an interview with UK channel ITV... That Dannii Minogue, among others, have been tweeting: "Judging roles should come with a life jacket, drop down oxygen and a life raft!".. That Jonathan Ross has been mistaken for another eejit with creepy facial hair: "Recalling a visit to Great Ormond Street Hospital, Ross recalled how one child had asked him to 'do your song'. I told her, 'Why don't you start my song and I'll join in?'," he told the audience. "So she said, 'All right' and sang, 'Go Compare! Go Compare!' She thought I was that fat tw*t who sells insurance... I wish I could say I was joking"... That Fergie "was surprised by husband Josh Duhamel at the Fragrance Foundation's FiFi Awards at Lincoln Center. Duhamel came onstage Tuesday to present Fergie with the New Celebrity Fragrance of the Year award for her perfume, Outspoken. He earlier flew in from LA on a flight behind Fergie to surprise her. But guests such as Padma Lakshmi, Tom Ford, Mary J. Blige and Kate Walsh were left in the dark for 10 minutes when the power went out in the middle of the ceremony"... Now that's your average New York Post story... see what I mean?... That Paz de la Heurta officially never wears a bra...That Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez went on a double date to the movies with Demi Lovato and Chris Brown... A witness said: "It didn't look like any of them even had bodyguards. Everyone in the theater couldn't believe they were all here together. It was so surreal, and a little random. They were all jumping up and down around each other like kids"... That Justin might want to employ a body guard in future, what with him just skittering out $25k on a diamond encrusted necklace in the likeness of Stewie Griffin.... According to TMZ, his new new Family Guy-inspired necklace contains "over 12 CARATS of rubies and diamonds - and TMZ has learned, the singer helped design the whole thing. Famous Beverly Hills jeweler Jason Arasheben tells TMZ, he and Bieber designed the Stewie pendant together - adding, Justin 'had a specific vision for how he wanted it to look.' Jason tells us, the necklace contains 12 carats of precious stones - including multi-colored rubies and white diamonds - and they're all set on 14-carat gold"... That it's only a matter of time before he starts giving Selena grief for looking at his phone...
