That, if you squint a bit, the onesie advocating N-Dud could be Cheryl Cole... That, in her OK column, Kerry Katona got paid WADS of cash to say: "I'm not surprised that Cheryl Cole has been sacked from the US version of The X Factor - I never thought it would work. Nicole Scherzinger makes more sense as a judge because she's American. At the end of the day Simon Cowell has to go with what the public want, but it's still a pretty mean thing to do to Cheryl. She was great on The X Factor over here but it has just not worked out for her over there, which is sad"... WADS OF CASH... That F Factor/Radio 1 host Matt Edmondson has been dumped from the Xtra Factor line up in favour of someone else Simon Cowell promised a job to... A source said: "In typical Simon Cowell fashion it was all very last minute. He left it so late that on the call sheet the presenters were named as Jane and John Doe. Simon was keeping everyone in the dark, saying it was going to be a surprise. Well, he's not kidding. It's been the craziest week... Matt has been knocked for six. He thought the gig was his... Edmondson has since Tweeted: "Got my bag packed, train tickets booked to Birmingham, copy of Simon's autobiography! Can't wait!... What's that you say? OLLY MURS?!??!?! Thank God I’m still in the running for Countdown"... Murs will join Caroline Flack to present the Xtraneous show... That Simon Cowell has an issue with the BGT semi-finalists: "Cowell told everyone he felt the acts were very mediocre. Had it not been for little Ronan Parke he would have been tearing his hair out. No wonder he is going grey. He also claimed most of the acts' auditions were actually better than what they did on stage in the live shows. The only thing he did like was the diversity because it wasn't just a show full of singers and dancers. He was in a foul mood though"... That Alec Baldwin is doing a 28-year-old yoga instructor... A source told the New York Post newspaper: "He's really into her. He's taking her to the Tony awards"... Baldwin was recently quoted saying: "What's worse than waking up with a 25-year-old woman, you know what I mean? You want to go shoot yourself because you have nothing to say to her. Seriously. It's sad but there are men who go for whatever their earliest ideal of a sexual partner was, they stay with that ideal, meaning men often lock into the image of the first girl they loved at 18. They get stuck in an idea of sexuality with young women. Other men learn to see beyond all that"... That, when contacted regarding the union, Baldwin's rep said: "He's actually been dating Russell Brand down in South Florida"... That January Jones admits she'd happily waste away to nothing: "I have this knack of being able to go out and not be recognized. I around town in jeans and a T-shirt and my hair in a ponytail so no-one really spots me. If I do get spotted, no-one believes it's me because they think I look far too small. I think the camera must add ten pounds!"... Indeed, thankfully so do babies...
