That, in addition to Wayne Rooney, Ryan Giggs has also been undergoing treatment for hair loss... That repeatedly cheating on your wife is very stressful... That Ryan Giggs has also been having it away with Natasha's mum (so, essentially his brother's mother-in-law)... That Ryan's Aunty Joanna (Wilson) said: "I can't believe the mess Ryan's made of his life - I'm totally disgusted by his behaviour. He's a predator of women, he pursued Natasha and Imogen - he might have a sex addiction, who knows? One thing's for sure - he can't keep his trousers up. I thought I was unshockable - I've lived in tough places with rough people, but I don't know anyone who behaves like him... Ryan is worth £34m, I'm told - well in my view Stacey should get three quarters of it and Rhodri should get the rest"... That Katy Perry's new video, for a generic ditty called Last Friday Night sees her flash a boob and spew into a roller skate... That Take That had a wonderful Spinal Tap moment during their current tour when Howard and Mark couldn't get out of a giant robot: "The pair got stuck in the massive robot's arms on stage on Saturday in the City of Manchester Stadiumand they briefly failed to join their bandmates towards the end of the performance. The 100ft figure is called Om and saw the pair stranded up in the air and eventually they had to be helped down by roadies using ladders. A spokesman for the group said: 'It did stop in motion at the end of Love Love but the matter was resolved and by the end of the show he was standing tall again. There is no guarantee that with a mechanical structure the size of Om there will be no recurrence at some point but all seems fine now'"... That Nicolas Cage's son proves the apple doesn't fall far from the tree: "Weston was at The Farmer's Kitchen in Hollywood at around 4:00 today, when his trainer told him he couldn’t eat something on the menu. For some reason, we’re told Weston went off and started pushing the trainer in a violent way, at one point trying to roundhouse the trainer. The trainer took Weston down, and someone else tried calming Nic’s son down, to no avail. Weston got up and continued freaking out. Cops showed up and told Weston if he didn’t get on the ground they would tase him. Weston then complied. Cops put Weston in handcuffs but they were so worried he was unstable they strapped him to a gurney... Weston is currently on 5150 psychiatric hold and Nicolas Cage has cleared his schedule to be with his son"... 'cause he's such a grounding force... That, in today's instalment of 'Simon Cowell's Bleats About Cheryl Cole': "Would she do 'The Voice'? Yes, I would encourage her to do that and do it with ITV (the Beeb are also currently bidding for the format, which involves three judges turning their back on the singer for the audition. Or something). I am not that precious that I don't welcome competition. It is genuinely more interesting. I don't wish her bad. Even if she was competing against me I wish her well"... That Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany have welcomed their third child into the world... That 50-year-old Carol Vorderman beat Pippa Middleton to the Rear of The Year title... I can see why... The presence of Anton du Bekeis more of a mystery... That, at the CDFA Fashion Awards after party, Nicky Hilton got pretty plastered: "She was dancing like crazy, stumbling and twirling around, and tried to drag (Theory designer) Olivier Theyskens over to dance with her. Olivier pretended to dance, then he blew her off and returned to his friends... [Hilton] kept putting her clutch purse down and forgetting where she'd left it, then getting angry thinking somebody had taken it". She was also spotted "crawling around on the floor looking for something at about 4 a.m"...
