That Jay off The Inbetweeners has proper got his burd up the duff after some clungetastic encounter and he is most pleased... James told The Sun: "Clair (his girlfriend of ten whole months and former FHM Highstreet Honey finalist) and I wanted to let everyone know we are having a baby. Chuffed to say it's going brilliantly (wait 'til the baby arrives). All very exciting with the film out in August and baby out soon after that. Can't quite believe my luck. Didn't think I had it in me!"...ew... That Lee Ryan of Blue, who most recently partially represented the UK in the Eurovision, got turned away from London's Kensington Roof Gardens' 30th birthday as he "wasn't the sort of clientele that was required on the night"... That, of his marriage with Courtney Cox, David Arquette said: "I really don't know. It's up in the air. But we really love each other and we're great parents together and we have a business together. We're both figuring out a lot about our lives at the moment and our personalities and what we need to feel more complete... I went through a really hard time, and my way of dealing with it was just to blow it all up. I did act childish, but at the same time I had to - I was really hurt. It was hard for me to deal with this, but what I had to do ultimately was step back and take a look at myself"... That Patricia and Rosanna Arquetteturned up to The Beatles LOVE by Cirque du Soleil's Fifth Anniversary Celebration at The Mirage Las Vegas yesterday, along with Paul McCartney, Sean Lennon and Yoko Ono (who can't stop staring at her son...), Matt Goss(?), The Killers, Elijah Wood,Slash without his hat - but with the Imogen Thomas' future in tow, and many others... That of her pregnancy, Victoria Beckham said: "Maternity leave - what's that? I've been working incredibly hard so I'm prepared for next season. Being a working mum is hard - I think women can relate to me when I say it's like juggling glass balls (she's all about the balls that one). My husband and children will always be my priority. But for me, what I do professionally doesn't feel like a job - it's my passion"... That Eva Longoria recently threw Victoria a pink themed baby shower and invited the likes of Nicole Richie, Demi Moore and Selma Blair"... That Zach Galifianakis said: "They want to do a Hangover III. I'm getting fricking phone calls already"... According to Digital Spy: "the film will leave the format of the first two movies behind in favor of a story that concentrates on Galifianakis's character escaping from a mental institution with the aid of the wolf pack"... That, for once, I agree with - and I can't believe I'm typing this - Kerry Katona. Spouting off in one of her columns, she said: "Why is Pippa Middleton everywhere I look? The thing with the media is that they're so good at spotting a celebrity and saying, 'Right, we're going to make them a celebrity'. Like they're doing with Pippa. Until they get bored and try someone new. I know she's sister to the future queen and we have more access to her than we do to Catherine, but enough now"... That Adele said: "I'm after Prince Harry. I know I said I wouldn't go out with a ginger (rich coming from a "ginger", but I kind of know where she's coming from; there's a bang of the Van Houtens about it), but it's Prince Harry! I'd be a real duchess then. I'd love a night out with him, he seems like a right laugh"... That Roy Skelton, the man behind the voices of Rainbow's Zippy and George, as well as various Dr Who Daleks, has died aged 79...
