Listen, Jessica, it's been nice while it lasted 'n all, but I was hoping you'd help me unlock a side I've kept lurking in the recesses... but it looks like I'll have to turn my attentions elsewhere. Was it something you said? Well, yes, it was when you said "I will never do a nude scene in a movie - not ever. I can act sexy and I can wear sexy clothes but I can't go naked. I think I was always very uncomfortable about the way my body developed. I come from a Catholic family and it wasn't seen as good to flaunt yourself. I can handle being sexy with clothes on but not with them off." Well that's shattered the bubble - I can barely handle the burden of my own Catholic guilt, and as for physical issues... Lord if you're not happy with how your body developed what hope is there for the rest of us?! NARGH, I WISH it was this time four years ago when Angelina was issue free.
