Jessica Alba has finally churned out a sprog according to US Weekly magazine. The actress has reportedly given birth to a bouncing baby girl at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles over the weekend. In a first, Alba said that she has "no deal to sell the pictures to anyone", despite numerous media outlets saying the usual concoction of gossip magazines had starting a bidding war for exclusive rights to the pictures. I hate to sound non-maternal, but all babies look the same; even if their mother is one of the most aesthetically pleasing women on earth. Her "producer" otherhalf Cash Warren just sorted his mortgage payments for life anyway...