In yet more hectic news today, Adele has reportedly bought a house with her boyfriend.
The 23-year-old - who has been renting a 'haunted' mansion in Sussex - is said to have forked out £2.5million on house in the seaside town of Brighton with her new man Simon Konecki, 36.
A source said: "Adele fell in love with the house and she's buying immediately. It's not as big as the rented place but it's beautiful and they have a gorgeous sea view."
Local resident Fatboy Slim believes the couple will make a great addition to the area, telling The Sun: "She will fit in fine - we've got a little community on the beach at Brighton."
Presumably the community he refers to means a load of local celebs who can afford to buy on the seafront, as opposed to the load of madourvits who can be found lolling across the stones at sunrise, complete with dogs on strings and deck chair forts. Yes, I've been to Brighton many times, fondest memories include crowdsurfing to Kylie in one of the many gay bars, and being served a full English Breakfast and a pint at 4am... Being held aloft by attractive homosexuals and illicit nocturnal sausages, two of my favourite things.
Considering Adele released this statement in January: "This is the first and last time I will comment on the details of my relationship with Simon. Contrary to reports and headlines in the press today, Simon is divorced and has been for four years. Everyone in our lives separately and together wish us nothing but the best, and vice versa. These are the facts", we'll just have to assume the rumoured house move to be true.
