We've seen plenty of ways to mail people things like glitter or poo to let them know that they have earned your ire, but this one both gets your message across and is delicious.
The new service is, rather unsurprisingly, called 'Dicks by Mail', and allows you to anonymously send someone on your list of enemies a bag of dicks that they can eat for a mere $15. The trick, we presume, is that seeing as they're delicious jelly sweets, they won't be able to resist the temptation to tuck in and do exactly as you instructed in the note that comes included in the package and "eat a bag of dicks".
The site for the service claims that it should be used to get your own back on those people in your life that deserve "that feeling of sadness, disappointment and betrayal" that you feel when you open the wrapping on your Christmas present only to find a pair of socks within.
There's no need to worry about the pedigree of this company either, as they're vastly experienced in this field; "We have a long history of sending dicks to people. Starting in middle school with those folded notes, that unfold to a big veiny cock. Moving to texting '8===D' to random people in high school all the way to snapchatting below the belt pics to ladies from the bar/church. But now it's on to bigger and better things; now it's on to Dicks by Mail."
According to one imgur user, who posted up a few pictures of the package he reciedved, the worst part about the whole thing is that they are delicious, so you can't resist.
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