Everyone has enemies, and while some services offer you a unique way to get one over on them through sending them poo in the post, the latest addition to the market is a rather less pungent and more fun-filled option. 

Ship Your Enemies Glitter is a new service that hopes to help you get revenge on the many people who have wronged you throughout the years by sending them glitter. Why? Because glitter gets everywhere, and you know it gets everywhere, and that's really annoying. 

The service costs AUD $9.99 (that's Aussie dollaridoos) which is just under €7, and posts an envelope full of glitter to an enemy with a personalised note inside. To get at the note, they have to get glitter everywhere, and it spills all over the place ruining their outfit in a hilarious fashion. The whole thing is done anonymously, of course, or to quote the site's FAQ no one will find out it was you "unless you open your mouth". Those same FAQs feature a rather colourful justification for why you should send someone glitter too, which we've bleeped for your safety. 

"First off, use your f***ing imagination. We're going to be pouring a tonne of glitter into an envelope with a folded up piece of paper. You know what's going to happen when that f**kface opens the envelope & pulls out the letter? The craft herpes will be released & will go everywhere."

We're going to be pouring a tonne of glitter into an envelope with a folded up piece of paper. You know what's going to happen when they open the envelope & pull out the letter? The craft herpes will be released & will go everywhere.

The reviews are pretty good testimonials for the product too, which range from "I never get tired of seeing my co-workers rage when opening their glittery envelopes" to "I bought this for my husband, he opened the mail before work & got it everywhere! He had to change, was late for work & might be getting fired, LOL!". 

LOL indeed. 

So what what are you waiting for? Go ahead and send your enemies a huge pile of glitter, and then laugh as they complain about finding glitter in their nether regions in the shower two weeks from now.