So there was Chris Brown yesterday, going on about his hurty chin, and failing to mention how his (alleged) beef with another popstar resulted in trashing of the club and the hospitalisation of 8 people. As ever, he goes above and beyond the call of duty to promote a single (Calypso, it's out next Tuesday, didn't you hear?)

When the argument started, Hollie C., a 24-year-old Australian tourist, was at the same NYC bar with friends.

She told TMZ: "Within a few moments of noticing glass being thrown around, I saw a glass bottle headed towards me; consequently hitting me in the head. I immediately started to bleed and proceeded to fall in and out of consciousness."

Hollie added she took herself to a local hospital, where she got her stitches and was given a tetanus shot, before being released. She has since filed a police report. Hang on, it gets better: "I had to take the subway home with no money or jacket. Nobody would even sit beside me. My friends were so scared because they did not know where I was."

How did this all happen again? Drake's well jel coz Chris is back with Rihanna... coz he's the "love of his f*cking life," 'n stuff.