Not content with being the beacon of brashness which glowered down on the 90s, Rosannne got her undergarments in a Farrimond friction hitch (that's a fancy knot) over the weekend and felt compelled to vent, just a little, on her blog:
"(Jon Voight) is a frightened little girl in a pink ballet tutu, who acts like Obama just wandered in from the rain forest with a bone thru his nose and a communist pamphlet in his loincloth. The neocons who own jon voight and make him dance on the chabad telethons are the worst most elitist people on earth. glen beck and jon voight are their bitches... both of them are used tampons who must be flushed down the toilet immediately! jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. just sayin'."
Bravo, Barr, that's quite possibly the funniest thing you've ever come across with. It's also the most terrifying. Someone give this woman her job back as of immediately; she'll have to stick to a script and won't have time to strip perfectly constructed (if frightfully graphic) sentences of appropriate capitals.
*UPDATE*: "all celeb news is calling me to come on their shows and talk about my "attack" on brangelina. They say nothing about my attacks on howard dean, pumas, obama, hillary, maureen dowd, bush cheney, pelosi, congress, religion capitalism and satan though... I liked angelina til i heard her say she likes insane mccain for potus. By the way, I think elizabeth hasselberg is a f'r s're closet case that wants to get whipped by sherri shepherd in a black corset while old babs slaps a riding crop on both of their exposed butt-oxes. love, crackpot granny!" Indeed.