It's far too early in the day to even consider the thoughts of drinking, and this one is stomach turning. Scottish brewery Brewmeister (who started brewing when they were 16 and couldn't buy beer themselves so you have an idea of what this motley crew are like) have come up with the 'Armageddon', a 65% beer that will probably kill you. Retailing at £40 for a 330ml bottle, it's not for the light of heart or pocket, or stomach and liver for that matter. Recommended consumption is "like a fine whisky" although it's described as having  "a lot of flavour - malty, hoppy, slightly sweet and lots of yeast". There's currently a 2 week delay on orders due to people wanting to speed up their own funeral date.