*sigh* Look, it's a Bank Holiday Monday. It's a slow news day. Sure, there's things going on in the world of geo-politics and international affairs, and that's great if you're into that. But for showbusiness, movie news and everything else that we usually cover, there isn't a whole lot.

So, we're stuck talking about 50 Cent and the fact that he's launched a brand new range of Star Wars-themed headphones. Here they are. They look awful.


Do you think 50 Cent is actually a Star Wars fan? We doubt it. Also, these things are worth £169.99. If you've got that amount of money to drop on stupid-looking headphones, go right ahead.

We'll be over here judging you very, very harshly.