We could just reel off the amount of times Lindsay Lohan found herself in a police station this year, but why should she get to hog the spotlight when so many featured on Santa's Naughty List.

The beginning of the year saw Miquita Oliver being declared bankrupt. And that was about the extent of her press coverage in 2012. March saw the regrettable emergence of Tulisa's sex tape, while in April Simon Cowell's officially unofficial autobiography revealed that himself and Dannii Minogue did the horizontal rumba. May was the month John Travolta's many (alleged) indiscretions of the male masseuse variety came to light, while Justin Bieber decided to assault a photographer.

June was a quiet enough month, but that was just to give us a break before the 'K-STEW'S DONE THE DIRTY ON R-PATZ WITH YER MAN' onslaught arrived in July...