It must be awfully stressful being a pop star, hence why One Direction's Liam Payne is being kept awake at night thanks to Top Secret lite "exam dreams" and the usual "crap, I'm starkers" nightmares. With added climbing frames.
Speaking about the nightmares, Liam (the one who used to be at one with the hair straighteners, until a focus group reported that Harry Styles' hair was preferred, therefore making wavy hair mandatory) said:
"I dream of being back at school a lot and have been naked a few times. And I have been in the park naked on a climbing frame."
There's no other point to this story apart from it giving you the opportunity to think about Liam off One Direction dangling naked from a climbing frame.
Enjoy the rest of your morning.
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