We've heard of people playing the spoons, but the scissors is a new one on us.

Either Noel Gallagher was taking the opportunity to have a good laugh during his Jools Holland appearance on Tuesday night, he's indulging in some private joke or he's actually lost the plot.

Gallagher was on the show to play new song 'She Taught Me How to Fly', and yes - there was a woman playing the scissors rather intently into a microphone.

Needless to say, people were flummoxed at the latest development in Gallagher's musical evolution...

See the full performance and the Twitter reaction below: 

Of COURSE, Liam had his say, too...

This better feature on Celebrity Gogglebox on Friday, or there'll be hell to pay.