Well, this is completely normal.
Even if the object of your affection spoiled you with roses, ran you a bubble bath and cooked you a slap-up meal for Valentine's Day, you need to ask them the question: 'why don't you wear my blood around your neck?'
If you've been following the fortunes of rapper Machine Gun Kelly, you'll know that he's been in a relationship with actress Megan Fox since last year. And judging by their interviews, it's a pretty full-on and intense kind of relationship - so much so, that the rapper has revealed that he wears a vial of his beloved's blood around his neck.
The whole thing has echoes of Angelina Jolie and Billy-Bob Thornton, and we all know how that ended.
He posted a message to Fox on Valentine's Day that simply read: "I wear your blood around my neck.' In response, Fox penned a poem on her own page, which read:
"there goes my heart
manifest outside of my body
draped in the towering silhouette of a most unusually handsome boy
magical and haunted
kinetic and tortured
ethereal and dangerous
cosmic
lawless
eternal
creative genius
the journey will likely be perilous
but there is no destination without him
happy valentine’s day rehab barbie"
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Normal. Completely normal.