It's safe to say at this stage it would require a miracle of some sort for Liam and Noel Gallagher to patch up their differences.

The brothers - at least publicly - seem fully estranged and the Oasis reunion that many fans have been holding out for seems like an impossibility.

However, that hasn't stopped Liam from acting the maggot and trolling fans who are waiting for the band to get back together.

That said, if you couldn't see that his latest tweet needs to be taken with a very large grain of salt...

As if he'd retire, just when his solo career is going so well. The fact that it's been liked by over 120,000 people, however, suggests that some people actually do believe that it's true.

It was followed by a series of stream-of-consciousness tweets about how great Richard Ashcroft is (a common theme on Liam's Twitter timeline), which tells you all you need to know.

Still, though... it's a nice idea.